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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
10:23 am	i've been a bad, bad girl... have you ever done something you feel slightly guilty about but you don't want to confess it because you don't want to feel any worse about it. because you actually liked it and want to do it again. that's where i'm at right now, don't assume the worst because it's not THAT bad but i'm not about to tell you what it is. Current Mood: naughty Current Music: la la la! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 14th, 2005
5:01 pm	baring your soul is so inconvenient i don't know how to feel. i wish the government would clearly define it. it's a nice day outside. and my parents are arguing over whether to watch Stargate SG1 or Golden Girls. so yeah anyway. that's all from me right now. howsabout joining myspace so we can share info all crazyxcore? hasta -katie Current Mood: dunno Current Music: SG-1 theme song (21 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
10:29 pm	stuff and stuff today i was all by my lonesome without my dear Stephanie or Yancy to keep me company at work which ended up being okay because i got to get to know Sabli a little more. when i first met him he seemed really mean and stand-offish, the sereotypical boss. but now i'm really comfortable hanging out with him. he can be a lot of fun. i learned how to use the register so eat me, bitch! Tina and i did top secret Tina and Katie stuff today. and you have to know tha password to hear about it, and the password is totally not Chubby Checker...really it's not, Chubby Checker is the password to the auditorium. Parker isn't dead! yay he isn't dead for the second time in a row! musicals are fun. this musical review is going to rock ass XD! Tina, Parker, and i might go to this Beltane camp thingy that David invited me to. a three day weekend with those SCA Med faire nerds. we have three more spaces left in the tent if you're interested! it'll be in May and there's going to be mud wrestling!!!!! so that's that. i think. or is that this? or is that a NORDIC TURKEY SWADDLING FOAM BEAST!!! where did that come from. i was reading something about random outbursts in Jung's "Modern Man in Search of a Soul" random is fun. So is Random, this crazy witch that owns this little new age head shop that me and Parker love so much. maybe we should find out if she's going to Beltane. Dez wants me and David to help her build her armor. i guess that's okay. it'd be cool to see her wearing something i made. okay, i love you bye bye (kudos to anyone who remember what that's from) Current Mood: hyeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrgh!! Current Music: magic man- Heart (not listening to it but thinking about it) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 30th, 2005
2:52 pm	survey (not about George Went or beans) 1. What time is it: 2:52 pm 2. Name as it appears on birth certificate:Katherine *cough cough* Johnson 3. Nicknames: Ms. Showtunes, Katya, or Kitty (that's what they call me at work) 4. Piercing: gauged in both ears 5. What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theater? Shark Tale 6. Eye color: Green/Brown 7. Place of birth: Oklahoma City, OK 8. Favorite foods: Indian, Thai, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, and Hamburgers 9. Ever been to Africa: no. but who knows what the future holds for me? 10. Ever been toilet papering: hehe errr... is this a trick question? 11. Ever love someone so much it made you cry: my family. i don't cry over boys. 12. Ever Been in a car accident: Yes, but not when *I* was driving 13. Croutons or bacon: both. don't limit yourself 14. Favorite day of the week: Friday 15. Favorite restaurant: Taj 16. Favorite flower: Lillies and Honeysuckles! 17. Favorite sport to watch: swimming, the world's hottest guys in the littlest clothes.mmm... 18. Favorite drink: Coke, Pina Colodas, Jamocha shakes, Sleepytime Tea 19. Favorite ice cream: Cappucino Chunky Chocolate, Egg Nog, and Cookie Dough 20. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney. come on! you don't watch Snow White a million kajillion times for no reason! 21. Favorite fast food restaurant: Arby's (sorry Ronald McDonald) 22. What color is your bedroom carpet: there's a carpet? i thought it was just clothes! 23. How many times did you fail your driver's test: none on the written, once on the driving part. 24. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: Dana (through Livejournal) 25. Which store would you max out your credit card at: Suncoast 26. What do you do most often when you are bored: listen to music, dance around like an idiot, read, or watch Eddie Izzard DVD's 27. Bedtime: when i can't take the fatigue any longer and i collapse on the softest thing i can find. 28. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest: too bad this is a Livejournal post. but the person who would probably be the first to respond... it's a toss up between Dana, and Elisa 29. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: uhhhh Pierce, Trey? 30. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire: Dana, Laura, Stephanie 31. Favorite TV Shows: I Love The -insert decade here- Mission Hill, the Brak Show, Sealab, Aquateens, Reno 911, i just like to laugh 32. Last person you went to dinner with? yesterday at work with Stephanie, does that count? 33. Ford or Chevy: Nissan 34. What are you listening to right now? ABBA The Best Of 35. What is your favorite color: Orange 36. Lake, Ocean or river: River 37. How many tattoos do you have? none but the plan is in the works 38. Time you finished this e-mail: 3:11 39. Which came first the chicken or the egg: the chicken, without the Chicken there is no egg. 40. How many people are you sending this email to: no one Current Mood: calm Current Music: ABBA-Mama Mia (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 29th, 2005
10:09 pm	late night regulars just got off work early and i think that i would like to share with the class thought i'd share some of what it's like to get paid a visit by a regular. well there's always this one guy who drives through and when i give him his food he winks at me and calls me babe. like '*wink* thanks babe' 'hey babe, can i get some more ketchup? *wink*' bad he's got a nice gravelly voice and he's kinda sexy with his spikey hair and soul patch driving a jeep. that's one of my favorites. there's this one gal who comes through with a bunch of sugar crazed kids going ape shit in the back seat of an extended cab while i give her more sugar to pump in her insane demon spawn. then she likes to bitch at me for not having enough salt in the bag or something really stupid. 'you think 5 napkins is going to cut it? girl i'ma need like 20!' 'hurry up! i got places to go!' there's a guy who orders like 20 cheeseburgers and a water, when you give it to him his eyes are bloodshot and his car smells like weed. the crazy part is, he's all alone in the car! if there were like 3 other people it would be understandable. and the guy is really skinny. there's the woman with the really awesome hair that looks like she's going out clubbing. she's nice, we just exchange a few words like 'hey, good to see you!' 'how are you?' and so on. maybe it really isn't that interesting. Current Music: all that jazz-Chicago (Comment on this)
1:09 pm	Your 80s Theme Song: Your 80s Theme Song is Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners What's Your 80's Theme Song? haha! that's so funny. i remember how awesome i thought it was when Elisa played it on her violin! way back in the 7th grade. Dana do you remember Prinya? he's totally getting another master's! and there's a guy at my work that looks like him you must see! but yeah we still email. crazy ness. my work is the most fun late at night when all the crazies come by the drive thru. Yancy likes Ani Difranco that's the coolest thing ever! so yeah... that's it. Current Mood: chipper Current Music: popular-the Wicked soundtrack (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 20th, 2005
8:30 pm	what if 'funny ha-ha', WAS 'funny hmm'? the last 3 entries or so i've been making up new moods. because sometimes i feel indescribable so i make up funny things to make all of you feel indescribable... or uncomfortable, whichever. Tina said that we sold our souls by putting our art on people's bodies today. i look at it like this, people paid us to advertise our artwork on their bodies. it kind of reminds me when my aunt Charlotte had an ice cream truck and she took me with her to make her rounds one time, we past by a birthday party and the kids stopped us and started screeching their ice cream orders at us. and this evil little corn child approached us and said, in the rudest possible way, that we should give him his ice cream for free because it was his birthday. so my aunt lied smoothly, "well we're Jehova Witnesses so we don't believe in birthdays!" to which he replied (whilst paying for his ice cream) "ya'll don't believe in birthdays? ya'll are stupid!" and she smiled, put the truck in gear and said, "well we still got your money" and sped off. good times... that's another magical tale of my youth, i hope you enjoyed it. Current Mood: bubble go pop! Current Music: what if the guy from the smashing pumpkins lost his car keys (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 14th, 2005
4:22 pm	cool stuff, homies even though i look totally fat this is me and this awesome guy named Taylor saying "don't pay for sex. I gave my word to stop at third." you guys should all check out my ESA-bear's xanga, her SN is x_xcmon funny story time, even though i prolly told it a million kajillion times: in drama class i made a funny Eddie Izzard reference and this thugged out 'bitches and hos' black guy was like "idn't that the comedian dude that be wearing women's clothes? what's his name...?" me- "Eddie Izzard" thug dude- "oh yeah that nigga be funnier than a muthafucka" needless to say i almost fell out of my chair with shock. Tina took pictures for Andy today and i am totally wearing the Someplace to Hide shirt that Noah gave me. i'm starting to warm up to Mr. Maryott, he really has our best interests at heart, even if it's not what i'm used to. Coach Collums is only the coolest coach to double as a history teacher and i can't wait to play tennis with him. though life isn't completely froughtless because i continuously find myself at odds with a certain dickhead who shall remain nameless. but i will say that it is a he and he is a dickhead. say no to drugs say yes to Eddie Izzard. Current Mood: gerhyuk Current Music: clicky clicky clickies (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 13th, 2005
9:56 pm	i am the black mage that casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down! i'm sitting here watching Most Extreme Eliminating Challenge. i never realized the extent of how much i love watching people fall down. Current Mood: fall down yay! Current Music: bones crunching (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, January 10th, 2005
9:09 pm	blah i felt like a big ugly beast today. maybe i should lower my expectations. yeah definately Current Mood: inexplicably somber Current Music: all different songs swishing around like water in my ears (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 6th, 2005
9:53 pm	a hole in the dam first a trickle, then a wave life was getting good. i hadn't gotten spam in my inbox folder for months and the other day i got one. no big whoop. but today i got like NINE! oh God, it sucks when you have more spam than you do emails from friends. i almost forgot. the money shot. Current Mood: crushed Current Music: my brother trying to play my guitar to no avail (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, January 3rd, 2005
12:50 am	the four levers that do FUCK ALL! saw Ellise Today. it's been a long while. we hung out at the cafe de taipei and got shakes. strawberry ones. caught up. alot has happened. boys, boobs, licenses, vocabulary enhancement, experimentation, education -just to name a few. i must say i was surprised to find out how much we still have in common. it was great to ride in the car while she was driving, it was strange how much we trusted eachother still after so long. it's amazing how many times we could've almost run into eachother again had fate not voted against it. i think there was a reason for that. it's stranger to think how many friends we had in common. 'it's a small world' is what they say i believe. it's also a tangly one. it was good ride in that car and yell "FUCK YEAH!!!!" with the person everyone thought was my twin. now that i think about it most of my close friends people confuse with being an immediate relative. Parker Tina Ellise and yes even Elisa. i guess i'm just lucky. well that's all for now. -Katie Current Mood: mmmkay Current Music: sounds (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 1st, 2005
11:07 pm	shit happens some say shit happens. but looking back i can really say shit happened and it can get better now. alot of people are going to be shocked that it's gone but i can truly say i saw it coming from the first day of school. anyone want to take a wild guess? that feels better. Current Mood: whoa Current Music: motley crue- shout at the devil (17 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 29th, 2004
4:25 pm	vagina envy concentration idea some of you might remember me wanting to base my concentration on drag queens and transvestitism and call it Vagina Envy. so i took the liberty of using Eddie Izzard as a subject. this is a doodle i did last night and messed around with a little on MGI Photosuite SE. i think i'll fill it in with some watercolors or prismas or something. i dunno we'll see. all recommendations are appreciated. Current Mood: artsy fartsy Current Music: Five Iron Frenzy- Farewell to Arms (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 28th, 2004
4:22 pm	there will never be another person quite like you, it's a good thing you're totally replacable If LJ Were a High School by Karen_Walker Username Your Status FreshmanSophomoreJuniorSeniorEnglish TeacherHistory TeacherMath TeacherScience TeacherChoir DirectorGym TeacherPrincipalSchool Secretary Lunch Lady pantsuit_ughh Head Cheerleader imaradbiatch Quarterback twiggychic Prom Queen sub_chainsaw Gang Member stephinfection Band Geek mythicalgurl Theatre Geek pedestrian86 Chess Club Captain nuricola Loner Goth Kid wyattgwyon Class Clown wtfman111 Quiz created with MemeGen! Current Mood: teeth. teeth is a mood right? Current Music: new Eddie Izzard DVD, like music to my ears (Comment on this)
Monday, December 27th, 2004
1:25 pm	let's show 'em all how it's done, let's do it all imperfectly! I'm okay if you get me at a good angle, and you're okay in the right sort of light. we don't look like pages from a magazine but that's alright! i'm in a very femme fatale feministic type mood in a gender equality on both sides of the fence type way. argh! and furthermore kabigyaaaaauuuuurrrrrgh!!!!! double standards piss me off and it's even worse living in Oklahoma. you've got the men who think that since women have the right to vote that they should be happy with everything else and then you have women who are idiots who shouldn't have the right to vote because they're voting for who's the sexier candidate. we're giving eachother the wrong impression. girls don't give honest opinions because they don't want to be called lesbans. and guys call strongwilled women lesbians because they don't want to debate with them because they're afraid of being made to look like they don't know as much. and you know, of course, women are supposed to be stupider than men! if you don't bull shit about the things that turn you have to be a slut. being honest is the tabu. being gay/straight/bi/transgendered or whatever isn't the social faux pas it's being honest. i think as a society we try to lie to eachother about everything just to prevent eachother from being knowledgable, we talk about the dumbing down of America and we blame it on the government but who else should we blame but our own decietful selves? we do wicked things to ourselves and eachother and blame the government if they don't step in and clean up the mess we've made of our own free will. and then we make excuses "i was abused" "my father didn't hug me" "i grew up poor" "kids picked on me in school" well that's real bad but damn shouldn't your past be BEHIND you? "well yeah but the government should pay for my psychiatry so it can be" - no baby, you broke it you fix it. and if you ask real nice maybe some friends and loved ones can help you along the way. if not there's always the city rescue mission "well yeah but i don't want to have to sit through the prayer before i eat" -well then iguess you're really not that hungry are you? see? it's already not so bad is it? remember every handout the government gives us just makes us that much more dependant on them. so it's just another thing to hang over our heads to make us complacent. so yeah, if you want to know i am against a socialist state. and you can talk all day long about how mean and cruel i am to deprive the poor and disenfranchised their daily bread. but i will tell you this, the only reason we would ever need a socialist state is because people don't care enough about their fellow man to take care of him. but i would give you the clothes off my back and the food off my plate if you needed it. maybe i just expect that kind of generosity out of everyone. i don't understand why that's asking so much. but i am very grateful to be surrounded by a great deal of generous friends. i feel truly blessed yet very sorry for those not as blessed as i. so anyway take a good look people liberated woman... liberated man... LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Current Mood: wtf is the matter w/ you ppl? Current Music: ani difranco, that explains it right? lol (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 26th, 2004
4:20 pm	i like my coffee hot and strong, how i like my women, hot and strong....with a spoon in them? someone told me a story of how this girl someone i know knows. i'm a bit dodgy on the details but it went a little something like so: there's this girl (not sure who) who was getting this sore bumps on the inside of her lower lip so she went to the doctor and the doctor had a look, and decided it would be a good idea to try and pop one. in doing so to what did his wondering eyes should appear? it was a fucking maggot! maggots were growing in her damn mouth! so the doctor asks the procedural question "have you given oral sex recently?" uh... yeah that's what i'm wondering, you have maggots in your mouth. have you been sucking on any penises here lately? because most men get the urge to rub rotten meat on their penises. so it turns out that she had indeed given head within the last two days to her boyfriend, the doctor told her that the only way that could've come to pass was if the man she'd performed the favor for was having sex with CORPSES!!!! the kicker is that her boyfriend works at a morgue. why isn't that lovely? so there's another job title to add to the list of guys never to date. there's male models guynecologists mimes magicians (because they'll want to saw you in half) the strategically unemployed and now morticians well, i never did have a thing for morticians in general. he'd have to be a pretty damn good looking mortician. like a Hugh Jackman mortician, but i've always pictured morticians to be like crispin glover in 'Willard' type guys. not very attractive. but somehow Hugh Jackman in a bloodstained lab coat and a bonesaw with that brooding facial expression is somehow very appealing. but then again i'd think Hugh Jackman as a septic tank worker with shit stained cover-alls would still be a sexy guy, course he'd have to shower a LOT more often. but that's a bit of a sexual deterrent isn't it? you're in the mood you've been holding it in all day and when he gets home you can't jump him you have to wait until he gets out of the shower. and it's not like you can do that thing where you jump in the shower with him you kind of have to sit on the toilet waiting and shouting over the sound of the running water "don't forget to wash behind those ears mister!" it seems a bit odd if you consider the fact that i've always had this fantasy of owning my own home and having a big mud pit in the back. my husband and i would throw mud themed parties. kind of like a pool party only it would be a mud wrestling party with themed foods and drinks you know? Mississippi Mud Pudding for dessert and Mudslides for cocktails. and just get together and beat the hell out of eachother in a pit of mud. so who's with me?! but anyway that was completely away from what i wanted to talk about which was that i'll be going shopping tommorrow and decided to get a DVD. another Eddie Izzard, probably. i was just hoping you all would help me decide which. oh and what are all of you doing New Year's Eve? i'm going to this album recording and was hoping you guys would be interested. it costs $27.50 but it's an over night deal and there'll be food and inflatables, like a bounce house and obstacle course and such. and we can bounce ourselves silly into the new year while listening to some kick ass music. sounds like my kind of time. so i'll be there if any of you are interested. yup, well that was a very roundabout way to make an invite but...uh...yeah g'day Current Mood: i'll cut you bitch! Current Music: The Postal Service- the district sleeps alone (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 25th, 2004
6:31 pm	girl stuff ::reminescance:: i remember in sixth grade i was so ashamed of my pubescence that i tried to hide my boobs. i NEVER wore a bra and i ALWAYS wore big ol' baggy t-shirts. and all the girls made fun of me, they called me flat and said that i could be president of the itty bitty titty committee. original, i know. so one day all my big ol' baggy t-shirts were dirty, though they weren't really DIRTY it was just that i had already worn them all that week and i went to edmond schools so wearing the same article of clothing twice in a row meant immediate ostrascism. i mean, this is the kind of place where if a jock wore the same sweatband twice in a row he was talked about behind his back. so i had to wear this tank top and i threw a flannel shirt over it that was missing a few buttons so i wore it open. it was nearing the summer time and so the AC was being cranked as high as it could go, not a good thing for the self-confidance of someone trying to pretend she's the president of the itty bitty titty committee. so i start nippin hardcore and my tank is white i had taken my flannel shirt off at some point and raised my hand to ask a question, and there in all it's glory was the side of my boob for all on that side of me to spectacle at. yes indeed that was a fine day for me. shortly after that a bunch of girls were lecturing me on the importance of wearing a bra. i remember when i came back to school the next fall wearing a bra and a slightly more form-fitting t-shirt, all the popular girls were making fun of me, they called me big-tits Johnson, boobs, and boobzilla they accused me of being a slut and a show off and that the only job i was good for was stripping. sure my best friend made fun of my large bust too, but that was cool because i got to say things like "hey Elisa why are you smuggling mini-muffins in your shirt?" and "damn, those are bad mosquito bites" *hides* okay nobody laugh at that, Elisa just might kill me with sticks. so uhm, the moral of this story is, that no matter what size they come in boobs are uhm... good. yeah uhm, booby pride! i was also thinking about how there are all these guys that get gender re-assignment surgeries because they want to be women so bad, and women are always saying 'no you don't want to be a woman, it sucks, you have NO idea how hard it is!" and if you ask the same girl if she wanted to be a man she's like "uh, not 'no', more like HELL NO!" because no matter how much we complain we women are creatures of habit, and once we've been women long enough we like it quite alot. i think we rock, right ladies? guys freak out that we can bleed for 5 days without dying but girls get to use it as an excuse to murder people and eat chocolate. i'd say that makes us the superior sex. i'm sorry, it's just that i've been listening to Ani Difranco. GIRL POWER! Current Mood: too much candy Current Music: ani difranco - little plastic castle (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 24th, 2004
2:12 pm	firsts these are my first crushes. oddly enough they are celebrities. remember him? he's the green ranger from power rangers way back when. you're going to laugh but, ironically my VERY first celebrity crush was Jewish. It's the Jewdar I guess. yeah I know it's Jeff Goldblum. I don't care what you think he's so sexy! SHUT UP! Current Mood: content Current Music: dancing with myself -Billy Idol (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004
2:26 pm	love is in the aire ♥Katie and ♥Eddie Izzard Will never have 2.4 surrogate girls. Schedule times to watch television far too often. Demonstrate their affection with skywriting and embracing. Orchestrated by ianiceboy Current Mood: eyebrowsy Current Music: Silk Roads music (6 Comments |Comment on this)